If you are a non-vegetarian in Chennai, you just HAVE to eat meat at Mash on Beasant Nagar Chennai (Prachi, if you happen to read this, please leave the name of the exact item that I had yesterday, as a comment). This eating joint is one first floor, facing the main beach road and is located extremely close to Pupils (two or three buildings away towards north). There is an outside seating area (which can take like 10-15 people) and an inside one (which I guess can take in more).

It’s just lovely to sit there, in the open area, fagging, staring at the wooden conical ceiling and those cute lights hanging from it, facing the beach and the evening wind that exists at the beach, and eating the extremely yummy food that they serve (and serve fast). Two of us ate for something slightly more than 200 bucks and believe me I could not finish my rice-chicken dish completely in spite of it being so delicious. They feed you up. Good quantity.

Any negative? Well yes, it’s a small place. I won’t recommend it if you are like going in a bunch of 15. Everyone wants to be there, so if you are not lucky, you just won’t get a table too fast. We were just two of us and didn’t have to wait, but I could see many others waiting outside. Also, sometimes their card-reader doesn’t work so keep cash with you.

PS: All day today, and half of all day tomorrow, I would be in a train. Will you believe that instead of taking with me a fiction or a non-fiction to read, I am carrying a text-book called Cost Benefit Analysis Concepts and Practice? Anyway, it’s 5:20 AM and my train leaves Chennai at 9 in the morning so I guess I should start packing and all that. Shit, I forgot to take a print out of the ticket. May God and TTE be with me. You don’t worry about all that. You just go to Mash and eat. Adios.

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Running, working, not been fagging, eating three times and sleeping 6 hours a day. Work somehow always brings me on track, except that it is never sustained. Guess, beauty lies in this itself. Consistency is boring. Consistency lacks fun.

Did i just say fun? A true Bihari will never say fun. Yes, he will say phun instead. Sometimes I don’t like the fact that I don’t speak like a true Bihari. True Biharis are conzurbative, shentimental, intaylizent and country peepool. Sometimes I miss being a true Bihari. Ok, this bakar is getting meaningless. Let me change the topic.

Am I funny or do I try to be funny?

Talking about fun, comments on AB’s blogposts are a consistent source, except that to find those 10 comments that make you laugh, you have to go through 400 of them. I had the enthusiasm initially; seeing it fade. When I get hungry for humor now, I find it easier to eat some stuff at notalwayright.com (home|about). Thank you Leela for making me check out this humorous site; have subscribed to it.

Oh yeah. The company which hired me to work for it has posted me in Hyderabad. It’s time to make friends with some true Hyderabadi’s now. I start working from 30th June which is a Monday; should reach the town by Saturday; should get drunk on Sunday; drunk like mad. Oh no wait. 29th June is a Sunday and that’s my sister’s birthday and my sister lives (studies) at a place from where you get a bus every hour, to reach Hyd in 3 hours. Shit. That basically means that either I will have to go to her college or she will come to Hyd. In both cases, she is so gonna stick to me all Sunday. Ah, the beer plan got fucked up so fast. Or do you think I should lure her into drinking too (yes I know she doesn’t drink). Will decide later. Depends on my mood that day.

Talking about her, I will miss her in Andamans.

Yes boss, I just said ANDAMANS. My weird dad (the reason why I love him) suddenly came up with this plan to do sun-bathing in Andaman in the summer of June and thought it would be nice to drag the entire family along. Lucky sis won’t be able to come because she has some external lab exam and all that.

I am leaving for Kolkata tomorrow morning to reach there on Sunday. Dad, his wife and her son will join me in Kolkata. On Monday, bro, his mom and her husband, all fly to Port Blair. 8th, I fly back to Chennai in black skin (everyone else flies back to Culcutta, and the black-skin goes without saying for them too).

Culcutta sounds so much better than Kolkata, no? Just because Bengalis can’t pronounce ‘a’ like everyone else (bus is called boss, rusgulla is called rossogulla and so on in Bongaal), was it necessary for them to force everyone else to say kolkata? Idiots. Culcutta. Culcutta. Culcutta. Kiss my ass you Knight Riders. On a different note, Knight Riders ’sounds’ so suggestive, doesn’t it? Horny SRK; couldn’t come up with any thing better. Idiot.

By the way, did you know that the word ‘idiot’ was an accepted medical term in the 19th and the 20th century used for any person with a very severe mental retardation or a very low IQ level? You know now.

Wanna know something else? I already have a running route in mind for Andaman! There is this nice little island near Port Blair called the Havelock Island, where there is one main road, about 10 Kms long. Yeah, only ten kilometers. So I would start from one end on one of the mornings that I am there and reach the other end, running. And when that’s done, I would probably dive into one of the seven beaches that are there in that island (heard beach no. 7 is ulti-sexy) and kiss some sand. Sounds fun, already. Oops, phun I mean.

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apka chitran padh kar, aisa laga ki maano vyakti-vishesh se ubar kar, maanav-samooh mein ekaagrta se badhte hi jaa rahe hain

//inki tipanni padh ke aisa laga ki hindi sahitya ki pariksha me fail karne ke sadme se ye abhi tak ubar nahi payein hain.

One of my favorite movies of yours, Mahaan, will be coming on SetMax on Sunday. Unfortunately, I will be at work so I won’t be able to watch it. I did tell my wife, however, to make sure that she watches it.

//MCP. The next time you need to shit and don’t find any toilet near by and you really can’t control, call up your wife and make sure, she shits.

Amitabh Bachchan is a great sound which can not be avoided as its very energetic, motivting

LOL! great sound!! ROTFL

MY WIFE IS THE GREATEST GREATEST FAN OF ABHISHEK BACHCHAN AND SHE IS ALWAYS VERY MUCH CONCERNED ABOUT HIM IN TOTALITY

And I am concerned about you dude, in totality.

FYI- I was born in 1976 (I recently got to know that your son Abhishek was also born in the same year)

Thank you so much for sharing this info with BigB man. I am sure, ever since Abhi was born, Amitabh was desperate to find out, who this other guy was, born in the same year. Finally he knows, that was you.

kaash main andha hota to aapko brail main likhta

Wow! And the poor me always thought the brail was used to read script by blind.

YOURS MAD SON
PAWAN SHARMA

My blog address is pets@rediffiland.com

Just that you can only send emails to my blog address.

Hi Blog Mate !

Yeah, right. Ass.

just saw ur movie Bhoothnath.just mindblowing. jab tak aap gande gande se dikh rahe tab bahoooot jyada achha laga

Per jab aap saaf suthre ho gaye, I could not much relate to you…

We all are with you, for you and of you

‘of’you? like your body part is made up of tiny shit pieces that came off Amitabh Bachchan’s ass? That way?

Mere grand father aap ki movies dekhte the, Mere papa aap ki movies dekhte hai, mai aap ki movies dekhta hu & now mere kids aap ki movies dekhte hai

kitne khaandani loge hain, nahi?

And now today’s best:

personalities like legendary Shri J.R.D. Tata, Shri Dhirubhai Ambani, Mangeshkar Family, Shri Sachin Tendulkar, Shri Amitabh Bachchan are the cereation of God

while the non-legendary and non-personalities like you and me, just keep falling down on earth from nearby planets. Jai Shri Amitabh Bachchan.

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please bless my daughter s.krithika for success in her board exam.with sisterly affection s.mala

Isn’t it like too early to ask for blessings ’sister’? It’s just May for God’s sake! But anyway, I guess if you really want his blessings then make Krithika watch at least one movie of his, daily. If she does so, religiously, then I am sure that she will get more than 90% in her board exam (Aaswhirwaad chahiye to pooja to karni hi padegi, hai ki nahi?). But if she wants more than 95%, she should make at least six of her friends to do the same. If she doesn’t do it, Amitabh’s ghost will haunt the entire house and she along with her future children will fail all exams. Don’t ignore this message.

with all my love & respect always always always.
from your second daughter
salwa moukhtar (EGYPT – CAIRO)

Second daughter!! Shit! Amitabh, ye kab kiya boss? Ram Ram!

Office main aate hi, PC on karte hi, I firstly opned your Blog…Aur jab tak khol na lu tab tak chain nahi aata…….Its really amaging for me…

Aur kholne ke fauran baad, chain aa jaata hai aur phir Chain mujhe do thappad laga ke kehta hai, ’saaley, kuch kaam bhi kar le madarchod’. Amitabh, Chain mujhe naukri se to nahi nikaalega na?

I am a simple man with mediocore needs but i dream big..dream of meeting you.

Bow to you for dreaming so big man! Full respect! You just left Dhirubhai Ambani behind! What dream can be bigger than meeting the holy Bachchan himself? Will repeat: Full respect!

I think you are still a kid at heart longing for that hug, that warm affectionate pat on the back that you missed out from your parents…………. …………..Perhaps you need to see a psychoanalyst who will reveal to you the hidden regrets and remorses concealed in your psyche.

LOL! Ha ha.

…… Boom, Kabhi Alvida Na Kahna, Nishabdh. I cried for days after watching trailer of these movies

LOL! Cried for days! Amitabh, please heal this dude, who could not see you in such casanova-type roles even in the trailers! Actually, if you seriously plant to go for a psychoanalysis, take him with you too no.

In 2005 i once went to the citi bank which is next to your house. I felt nice and was standing near your house for sometime.

And then I entered the loo, and started pissing, and felt really nice that I was attending nature’s call, standing near your house!

Dear Amitabh, you need to develop the capacity to write about things other than you, your family and your daughter-in-law

Yeah, like for a change, why don’t you discuss the depreciating value of dollar? Or even better, why don’t you discuss various free softwares available on internet to convert .wmv videos to .avi format?

And now, the best comment in today’s compilations. Totally kickass!

At your son’s wedding you did not invite ANY MUSLIMS at all (not even Dilip Kumar?!), yet you accepted a daughter-in-law who has had such a long and INTENSE AFFAIR with a Muslim male (Salman Khan)- why?

Why Amitabh, Why? Jawaab do. Bolo Amitabh. Please bataao na. Hai koi jawaab? Haaiin? Arrey kum se kum Dilip Kumar ko to bulaana tha na yaar! Aise kaise?

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Bachchan writes great. But nothing beats the comments. Reading some of them is just awesome fun. For the sake of my readers who won’t have the time to go through all the insane number of comments that Bachchan Babu gets, I have decided to compile some really funny shit.

Aran says:
May 26th, 2008 at 7:28 pm

Hello sir, I know this is a little rude of me because it is your blog… but I am a hugeeeeeeeeeee fan of Aishwarya ji, and since she doesn’t have her own blog.. i have no other way to express how much I look up to her!

//LOL! Bahu pe line maar raha hai!

nayan gotecha Says:
May 26th, 2008 at 7:21 pm

hi sir, I m the community owner of “ABHISHEK BACHCHAN” on orkut……….

//Finally BigB knows who started the community where everyone laughs over Abhishek!

purnima Says:
May 26th, 2008 at 7:06 pm

i am an architect in chandigarh wish to meet you
why are you not planning a house in chandigarh, panchkula,kasauli.
i would love to design it for you
thats my long cherished secret dream

//See what five years of college does to someone!

Istafa Says:
May 26th, 2008 at 6:52 pm

Dear Sir,
Looking at your energy at this age I cannot stop myself but ask you “Khaate kya hain?”….

//Chavanyaprash? Didn’t he declare that? Istafa, go watch TV!

AP Says:
May 26th, 2008 at 6:45 pm

Two days ago I returned from the Canada National Science Fair in Ottawa in which I participated. If you have any experiences or advice related to this please share some of them with me.

//Is AP sure this comment was meant for Amitabh Bachchan, the movie actor? Advice related to Canada National Science Fair? WTF! I participated in IIT Madras monoacting, any advise sir?

ibrar hussain Says:
May 26th, 2008 at 6:33 pm

One question I weould like to ask you AmitJi Please if you get time can you clarify. Days before your accident in Coolie, did Simta PatelJi ring you in the mddle of the night and ask if you were ok?

//ROTFL! If I get the number of this dude, I am surely gonna call him up in the middle of night and ask him: “Ibrar miya, are you ok?”

Arun Chauhan Says:
May 26th, 2008 at 5:50 pm

For many years I wanted to chat/see/touch/hear you (and other family members).

//touch? TOUCH?? touch your family members? eww!

vida quarcoopome Says:
May 26th, 2008 at 5:44 pm

Hello SWEETHEART, how are you doing today hope you are fine as i wish, Honey, please is meyour LOVE VIDA, i miss you soo mach, and now i am haven a cell phone, and HONEY this is the number to call 00233271215504

//If he doesn’t call, can I? Please HONEY?

And here is the last one for this post; totally kickass! Bow to him! Totally! McKinsey should hire this guy right away!

sanjay Verma Says:
May 26th, 2008 at 5:30 pm

Pls catalogue all the films/interviews and clippings in which you and your family acted/shot . Your fans/or press can download after paying upfront. This will take care of Web running expenses/financial viability

//Web running expenses! ROTFL! Shit man, I love this man! He just told Amitabh Bachchan how to take care of his Web running expenses! Fuck. Fuck. Fuck!

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