Shitoon 47: Are you sick?
Posted on February 29th, 2008 by Amrit
Gift to Caesar
Posted on February 28th, 2008 by Amrit
Shitoon 46: Why do airplanes need wheels?
Posted on February 28th, 2008 by Amrit
Bloody fucking goodnight
Posted on February 26th, 2008 by Amrit
Bloody fuck. I should be crashing now but I am not. Bloody fuck I say.
Earlier in the morning, I had thought of writing a bloody hilarious post on how dark skinned Indians worry about their complexion. I wrote a post. The bloody post however, turned out to be dry and sad. Blame my lack of sleep.
The irrelevant quiz that I finished writing minutes ago went good. Except one sketch, I answered everything. But since I wont get anything else than a P grade (irony of pass fail courses), it is just too irrelevant to be talked about. The quiz got over in like less than half an hour! I should not have missed it. Oh yea, I had missed it earlier, I guess a week ago, because I could not get early enough (eight in the morning is sometimes early). No wonder, I did not sleep yesterday. Missing the same quiz again is as bad as watching Murder with your grandma.
Bloody fuck. Too much of coffee. Couple of fags. And I guess I also kept seeing a fairy in pink all day. I am already dreaming. I should crash.
Good night world.
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Ten random facts about dark skinned Indians
Posted on February 26th, 2008 by Amrit
- They actually think that creams like Fair and Lovely and Fair and Handsome work!
- They think they would have looked ten times more sexy had they been born with a fair skin.
- None of their profile pics shows their true skin colour, thanks to the increased brightness and altered saturation levels.
- They would not mind ripping apart skin of anyone who dares call them dark.
- They are always afraid of meeting online friends in real because that would reveal how they actually look.
- Deep inside, they are always jealous of fair-skinned people.
- They hate group-photographs where too many fair-skinned folks are present because in such a case, photoshop is found to be of little use.
- They look down upon everyone who is darker than them.
- At some point of time, all of them have thought about doing what Michael Jackson did to his skin.
- At some point of time, all of them have hated Michael Jackson for what he did to his skin.
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Shitoon 45: Hard Work
Posted on February 24th, 2008 by Amrit
