I like the orange coloured Nissan that one of her friend’s in Ahmedabad has. The colour isn’t orange really. It is the colour of an orange when the orange has rotten somewhat, and yet hasn’t turned black completely. And it’s metallic. That car stands out. Wherever you park it. Whenever you park it. And may be that’s why I like the orange coloured Nissan that one of her friend’s in Ahmedabad has.
I also like the bright yellow coloured Nano. Irrespective of the colour, she hates Nanos in general. I think I will at least test drive a Nano. Some day. Even if I get to ride it for a nano kilometer. Ok, bad one. Nano karte pyaar tumhi se kar baithe. LOL, bad one again.
A bright yellow coloured Nano and the kind of metallic orange colour that I described coloured Nissan where once talking to each other. I overheard.
Nano to Nissan – Jai Jawaan, Jai Nissan.
Nissan to Nano – Fuck you.
Nano to Nissan – every body want’s to fuck me.
Nissan to Nano – Fuck everybody.
Nano to Nissan – Fuck Jawaan. Fuck Nissan.
Nissan to Nano – Fuck you Mumbai meri jaan.
Nano to Nissan – why drag Mumbai between you me and Jawaan?
Nissan to Nano – you got something better to drag between the three of us?
Nano to Nissan – everything’s better than Mumbai.
Nissan to Nano – fuck everything.
Nano to Nissan – is fuck the only verb you ever use?
Nissan to Nano – never gave a fuck to it.
Nano to Nissan – I love your colour. The colour of rotten orange. On metal. And before you say anything, fuck orange.
Nissan to Nano – fuck orange.
Orange to Nano and Nissan – fuck you both.
Nano to orange – now where did you come from?
Orange to Nano – from where everything else comes.
Nissan to Orange – and where does everything else come from?
Orange to Nissan – from nowhere.
Nissan to Orange – fuck nowhere.
Nano to Nissan – fuck everywhere.
Orange to Nano and Nissan – fuck somewhere.
Nano and Nissan rolled to somewhere. Orange rolled down to somewhere else. Got more rotten. Then completely rotten. Turned black. And was thrown into a dustbin. A fucking dustbin.
As the dustbin waited for folks contracted out by municipal corporation to clear its content, it saw a bright yellow coloured Nano come park itself next to a rotting orange colour in metallic texture Nissan. And they started conversing with each other.
One reply on “Nano ne Nissan se kaha. Are bhai, kya kaha?”
Dude! That was hilarious! It was posts like these that made me a fan of your writing! Hope to read more like it!