Ten random facts about dark skinned Indians
- They actually think that creams like Fair and Lovely and Fair and Handsome work!
- They think they would have looked ten times more sexy had they been born with a fair skin.
- None of their profile pics shows their true skin colour, thanks to the increased brightness and altered saturation levels.
- They would not mind ripping apart skin of anyone who dares call them dark.
- They are always afraid of meeting online friends in real because that would reveal how they actually look.
- Deep inside, they are always jealous of fair-skinned people.
- They hate group-photographs where too many fair-skinned folks are present because in such a case, photoshop is found to be of little use.
- They look down upon everyone who is darker than them.
- At some point of time, all of them have thought about doing what Michael Jackson did to his skin.
- At some point of time, all of them have hated Michael Jackson for what he did to his skin.