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This thing called free pizza

Free pizza has got a mass appeal to it. It’s like an instant turn-on mechanism. The moment you hear about it, you wanna have it. It’s free! It’s pizza! What the hell, is there anything better in life? A packet of pizza being offered for free is nothing less than the centre of the universe itself. Or better still, it’s like that black hole, which has a pull so strong that you just cannot resist it. Eh, you don’t even remotely want to resist it. It’s like a divine gift from Lord Shiva himself who probably got too pleased to see his ardent devotees making daily trip to the Himalaya, inspite of all the difficulties.

This thing called free pizza always works. Be it a boring resume writing workshop by companies which are the dream companies for many of your friends or a workshop on trading and derivatives.

And a free pizza with a 500 ml bottle of cool drink? It’s heavenly bliss, it’s like God himself, it’s better than that first kiss. Does it really matter if the cool drink fails all tests of coolness? Does it really matter that you have absolutely no option to pick some other drink like say a jal-jeera prepared by a self-help group? Who wants to think about all that? Not me. And for heaven’s sake, don’t tell me you give a damn either. Shut up and take a bite…

14 replies on “This thing called free pizza”

but the ‘boring’ resume writing workshop turned out to be better that the workshop on trading and derivatives, both in terms of lecture content and pizza quality!

Thanks Vatsap and Aniket for such a response.. we gonna have more such free pizza parties shortly in future… πŸ™‚

“ItÒ€ℒs heavenly bliss, itÒ€ℒs like God himself, itÒ€ℒs better than that first kiss”
ummm… you sure you know what you are talking about? πŸ˜›


On second thought, it wasn’t all that boring. Just that there was nothing new that I learned there. Pizza quality could have improved! πŸ™‚



@Naresh, Prachi

LOL! I was just trying to tell how insti junta react to one humble piece of free pizza! They give it similar value as one would otherwise give only to say God himself, or to that first kiss! πŸ™‚


πŸ˜€ He he. Amit should take care of that. By the way, no offense meant to you guys! πŸ™‚ I am sure loads of junta must have gained something from the workshop!

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