My rank is XXXX

Returned from work quite late today, past nine o’clock or something. Not more than an hour had passed when got a call from Dad. He said that some ‘Jha Uncle’ wanted to get some help from me in deciding the best thing for his son. ‘Yeah sure, why not‘, must be yet another father worried about which college his son should opt for, I said to myself. His son had got some 4**** AIR in IIT JEE, and 6**** AIR in AIEEE, I got to know as I talked to this ‘Jha Uncle’, still figuring if I even knew him. I talked to both father and son, and told them all I could think of.

‘Look you wont be getting any IIT. Forget it. Try your luck with civil or may be ceramic at IT-BHU or ISM-Dhanbad or something like that. But it would be better if you can get a decent branch at NIT Jamshedpur with your AIEEE state rank. All the best’This has been my second on-phone councelling session in less than a week. And it’s painful. Why does anyone think, that a guy like me who cleared IIT-JEE more than three years ago and knows only about how IIT Madras is, is the best person to help him make “the right decision”? But then, if not someone who is in IIT can tell what’s the best thing to do, then who else? Valid question. The answer needs to be found.

Before coming to the answer, there’s one thing that should be realized at all costs. We, the students are definitely not the best people to help you out in making the best choice, whatever your rank is! Believe me when I say this.

Infinite querries popping up in IIT related communities in Orkut are hilarious to say the least. Would like to quote some of the questions thrown in the community. (you wont be able to access the orkut links if you aren’t a member)

harish: to take which course in IIT 6/13/2006 8:34 AM
hi i got 1354 rank in IIT
i would be getting
aero space engi kanp,kgp,mad
bio teac kgp
bio chem+biotech mad
chem kgp,kan,mad
civil all
ECE guwa
energy engi kgp
industrial enge kgp
engi physics delhi,mad
mech guwa,roorkee
metallugical kanpuri am intersted in elecctronis
should i take ECE in guwa
or chem in kgp,mad(which are better than guwa)
or biotech in kgp,mad(since future is good)
how much can i depend on branch change
kpg is best for electronics so should i take chem i try for branch change
please send me your opion

Look dude, you are definitely not someone who needs opinions. Given that you already know so much about so many things, you should go ahead and open an agency that helps students (and I mean the ones who really need counselling, not like you) in making the best decisions. I am sure you can make more money being a counsellor yourself, than by joining any of the IITs.

Anshul: JEE Rank 21 – help 6/14/2006 12:32 AM
I have got AIR JEE Rank of 21 this year. I am currently quite confused on which IIT to choose for Comp Science. I am looking for your advise on the same. I have to choose between IIT Kanpur and IIT Delhi.
Please help.
I am getting quite mixed opinions and hence a lot of confusion.

F*** you! What else??

So you see, how stupid these guys can get at times! A rank 21 bullshitting makes no sense at all. Not to me!

And coming back to the question, that who are the best people to approach for help in these regards, I should say that the students need to shoot the doubts they have to themselves first. When one says, he loves electronics, I can’t help but laugh! Oh really? And how do you know that you love electronics? Just because, you happened to do some silly physics experiments in your plus two?Interest is such a vauge vauge thing to talk about here! Do you even know what engineering is? 99% don’t. I didn’t! This is such a stupid rat race and yet everyone pretends so much. Come on, accept you **** rank holder who is saying that you are interested in branch XYZ that you are trying to bluff me. If you are really interested, then it’s so easy to make a decision. Choose the college that you think is best where you can get that branch, and then go for it. And if you don’t know which college is the best, then select some parameters on which you would like to judge a college and then, find out for yourself, which is the college for you! This is such a personal choice!!

And for those, who actually have no clue, what are the stuffs various branches are made up of, there’s just one suggestion. Keep running in the rat race! You will reach somewhere.

7 replies on “My rank is XXXX”

I completely agree with you. ‘I love electronics right from the beginning’ or ‘I am deeply interested in Chemical Engineering’.. what crap? How much would a Class 12 guy know about Chemical _Engineering_ ?

Hold on there cowboy! Don’t belittle a person just because he says he likes “this” or “that”. He is just expressing his interest. I love computers but I never thought I would make a career in them. I know what Computer Engineering entails now that I am almost done with it. I cant say I enjoyed it BUT my interest helped me pick the right branch.

Interest is what matters in the end, doesn’t it? 😉


All of us love computers, don’t we? But frankly speaking, most of us do not really know what ‘Engineering’ is all about (forget the branch). All we know is that engineers are making a lot of money and this the reason, every guy wanna be an engineer. Am I wrong?

This is the reason, I say that ‘interest’ is a vauge thing to talk about here. One can be interested in computers but that has nothing to do with computer engineering. Now that you have almost done with the ‘engineering’ part, you must agree with me.


I would love if you could throw some more light on this ‘new’ undiscovered side of mine.

I think I was laughing at my own past while putting this post, when I was myself doing such crazy things like asking whoever I could to tell me if I should opt for CS at RVCE Bangalore or settle for Civil at IIT! Yeah, all of us are so confused but then the fact remains that the best answer has to come from inside us!

Simply Hearttaking!!! But I think that that Anshul: JEE Rank 21’s question was right. He wanted to take C.S. eng. But was confused in choosing the best college for it.
Yet the article was quite enjoyable.

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