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Sachin and North American Cities

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Subbu had been pestering me to make a caricature of Sachin and couple of more. So that he could print them on t-shirts and coffee mugs. I do not understand his business model. He has this site called dezains.com. And the only way he can supply products is if I make caricatures! I mean WTF! Sudhar jao Subbu.

Anyway, this probably is my last post for this month, so let me post my North America itinerary, so that just in case one of you happen to be in the city that I would be in, may be we can hit a pub together or something.

  • Fri, 3rd Sep – Fly to Mumbai (probably in the evening)
  • Sat, 4th Sep – Fly to Toronto (Canada) via Frankfurt and be in Toronto till Wednesday morning
  • Wed, 8th Sep – Fly to Regina (Canada) and be there till next day morning
  • Thu, 9th Sep – Fly to Ottawa (Canada) and be there till next day evening
  • Fri, 10th Sep – Fly to Boston (US) and be there till next day afternoon
  • Sat, 11th Sep – drive down to New Jersey, attend a small even there and reach hotel in New York and then put a night-out
  • Sun, 12th Sep – Fly in the morning from NY to LA and be in LA till Wed morning
  • Wed,  15th Sep – Drive down to San Diego in the morning, catch a flight for San Francisco in the evening and be in SF till Monday afternoon
  • Mon, 20th Sep – Fly from SF to Seattle and be in Seattle till Wednesday morning
  • Wed, 22nd Sep – Drive down to Vancouver and get free of official work by Friday afternoon

Now, the best part is I haven’t yet figured out what to do once I am free in Vancouver. Because I plan to fly back to India only after a week – on next Friday – 2nd October (Gandhi ji ki jay). Anyone wants to suggest to me a good tourism trip for a week starting from Vancouver? The trip should be such that it ends in a place which is easily connected to India (for example it could end in Vancouver itself, or in Seattle or some such place).  To koi karega madad ki khud hi fight maroon?

PS: the Canada part would work only if I get a Visa this coming week, varna lag gayi samjho

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The BangChenMum Weekend that was!

It’s hard to imagine that just last weekend, I did a quick Bangalore-Chennai-Mumbai trip. Was it really just a week before? Shit man! Feels like it was last year!

Last Friday evening, I flew to Bangalore and straight away hit Hard Rock Cafe. LoLy and Taploo joined me. And Taploo and I drank till we felt good about life. LoLy couldn’t drink as much. She had to drive. And cops in Bang are hyper when it comes to Alcohol testing. We crashed at her place. Except that I crashed like I was not going to get up ever again. While she and Taploo made dinner and all that. Of course, I never got up to eat it. When I finally did get up, LoLy was busy crashing. And when everyone was finally awake, we hit some random theater to watch Pipli Live. We were about 20 minutes late but we liked the movie anyway. Funny movie. Good movie.

I went off to see Mintoo chacha after the movie. He had a baby boy few months ago whom I hadn’t yet seen. Aakarsh. And Aakarsh just did not find me aakarshit enough I guess. Because he just did not smile for any pic. Except for one millisecond – which I actually did capture (just one of the thousand shots). And then I took a bus to Chennai.  I was in Chennai the next day morning. Sunday. Independence Day. And Chennai smelt the way it has always smelt.

Tiwari was to come and pick me up and all that. But the bastard kept crashing. So I went to insti instead. He finally called up while I was on my way to IIT. I asked him to come to IIT as well. And when I asked him to do that, it felt like a moment straight out of 3 iditots. Except that Tota wasn’t around. And no Chatur as well. I guess a brief pang of nostalgia hit me very strongly the moment I entered the IIT gate.

Tiwari and I attended the morning ritual I-day ceremony hosted by Diro. And my God – we still have the same diro – and he looked and spoke just like he did when we had first seen him seven years ago. Convocation! Long time! Brief pangs of nostalgia kept hitting me that day. We ran into a department prof as well. He was happy for me. And for Tiwari. And were were happy for him. People in India are usually happy on the morning of 15th August. LOL!

Since Tiwari lived close to IIT, we returned to insti later that evening. I wanted to meet Lux. I dragged Tiwari along. Lux made filter coffee for us. And we chit-chatted. Nn joined too (Nn and Lux are a couple – Nn had taught me thermoD in my first sem). He told us that Bhand was likely to pass out this year. And we all chuckled together. ‘English’ was the language that connected different parts of India during the British Raj – it was the link language. In IIT Madras, Bhand is the unifying factor.

We did some night photography in the campus and when we returned to Tiwari’s place  later that night, I got myself hooked to Indian Idol Grand Finale. For the past few months, this show had been our favourite Mon-Tue 9-10 pm pass time in the Gandhinagar guest house. And our only pass-time actually. I was happy to see Sriram win. Though I must say I wouldn’t have minded the award going to Rakesh as well. I could not sleep for the rest of that night because there were just too many mosquitoes. So it was with an unnecessary night-out that I finally left Tiwari’s place. Early in the morning. For my US – visa interview. The real reason I was in Chennai anyway.

There was the typical hoopla poopla – queue, frisking, waiting time and all that. But the actual interview didn’t even last a minute. The three of us got a 10 years businesss Visa to US – Hanuman, Singa and I. I worked from my Chennai office that day. I called Gaya for a lunch get-together in a nearby Subway. It was great to catch up with her after about two years. We had acted together in a stupid short-film that never got completed. The trailer had been good though. And since it’s been two years I think it is okay if I declare this publicly that I had kind of crush on Gaya when I had first met her (take that as a compliment if you are reading this Gaya :P ). Except that she wasn’t single then. The good part is she is still seeing the same boy. I love couples like that – they remind you that it’s indeed possible!

Tiwari and  I caught up once more at the Chennai airport. He works at the airport. No, he is not the guy who asks for your id when you want to enter the terminal. But LOL – it would actually be funny to have a friend  like that as well. Anyway. Yeah, so Tiwari is working on the expansion of the Chennai airport. And after eating idli and all that with him, I flew to Mumbai. Subbu lives close to the aiport these days. He came over and we booked a taxi to Firang Pani. I had already asked Chutki to come over. She arrived in a few years time. And once again, we drank till we felt good about life. Chutki presented me a rakhi when were about to depart. And some pastry too. And I was so happy I finally met her.

So that was it. Last weekend! Extended weekend if you think about it. And how has it been ever since I flew back to Ahmedabad on Tuesday morning? Sit and work. Go and attend meetings. Work after the meetings. Make phone calls to US and Canada during the night. Reply to business emails – day and night. Coordinate with a million organizations. Find time to do research work in between. And time to write new proposals as well. Sleep if possible. It had never been this crazy. I could not go running a single day after coming back. Finally at  03 AM on a Sunday I have the time to write a blog. My God! Heh – funny life. And in two week’s time, this funny life will keep me away from India for about a month – would be traveling extensively in North America. Have fun folks!

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Aisha, Strobe-experiment, caricatures etc.

I must confess that depression kinda tried hitting back this weekend. It had to happen. I hadn’t been low since quite some time after all.

We saw Aisha on Friday night – Bali, Ali and I. I know many wouldn’t like it. It was very art-housie stuff. But it had class. And we kinda liked it. For what it was. Abhay Deol was brilliant. As usual. Sonam has a long way to go when it comes to acting. The girl who played Shefali seemed to be over-acting initially. But she nailed the role as the movie progressed. Cyrus cracked his role too – awesome performance from him. And just like Nita, I have been loving the song – Shaam bhi koi. Amit Trivedi has a goood future.

On Saturday night, I motivated Machul and Bali to be my bakras for my strobe experiment. We did some photo-shoot together in the guest-house (one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine). Bali and I even went for a drive outside in the middle of the night. But it was raining and all that. So we couldn’t do much shooting.

On Sunday afternoon, when I got up from sleep, I suddenly realized that I was too alone. It took me quite some time to accept that it was okay to feel that way. I chatted with Chutki over phone. And it felt nice. It had been a boring day for her as well. And then I chatted with Ms. Short Story. And with Neelabh. And Taploo. And Sweety.

If things go as planned, I might soon end up catching up with Taploo and Loly and Tiwari. And before I end this post, following are this weekend’s celeb caricature.

Jadugar bachcha

He loved kids

bhookha bhediya

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Random Caricatures

Koi apni jagah pe nahi hilaayega

mai to teri jagah pe aake hilaaonga

jisne bhi hialaya, use mai hila doonga

hawa me baatein karna band karo saalon

Which one do you like most?

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Header: August 2010

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Self Portrait with fake smile lit using Neelabh’s detachable flash light reflected from wall

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My 2010 birthday party in Mumbai

So last Saturday I reached Mumbai. While still inside a rick, I ringed Tota to let him know I was in town. I told him I would get back to him once I reached Subbu’s flat. I then called Jhopad up to ask him if he was coming. He said he would let me know. That kinda meant he wasn’t. He was busy. Even Sadhu, whom I called up next, responded with a ‘I will let you know’ answer. May be this was a Mumbai thing. When people don’t have time to meet you (which they usually don’t),  they don’t tell you they don’t have time to meet you. They tell you they would let you know. And then they never really let you know. Because you know it already. And they know that you know.

I called up Mamme to ask him if he was in Mumbai. He said he was. He asked for Subbu’s address. I smsed him. And then I called up Til. I already knew he would not come. Not because we were enemies or something. But because Til was Til. And Til lived up to his reputation.

I reached Subbu’s flat in Kandivali.  And what a lovely view the window in the hall had – lush green hills adorned with white water-falls. I went online. I put up an open invitation to all on my Google-talk status message. For my birth-day. CSLV and Proto responded. They said they would come. And then I wrote an e-mail to Chutki. I wanted her Mumbai number. So that I could talk to her and ensure that she came over (I wasn’t going to get a reply till next day). And then I thought I should also call up Tota. Not to invite him, because he was obviously coming – but to ask him when exactly was he coming and all that.

Tota asked me if it was okay if we could meet the next day. He had already partied and all the previous night and his place was very far from Kandivali. That was like a 100 pin-pricks at the same time. And at the same point in your body.  I told him it was all cool and I understood. But I didn’t really understand.

Neelabh and Sweety arrived from Hyderabad late in the afternoon. Just for me. And the pain of the pin-pricks started subsiding. Slowly though. It was a fairly cold rainy day and when evening descended, I went out running for half an hour. When I returned, Tota called up to tell that he would come if the rains slowed down. Neelabh was watching some news channel on TV and told me they had just announced that the rains were not coming down anytime soon. I laughed out loud.

Neelabh had arrived with his detachable flash and for quite some time he tried clicking nude pictures of mine. Some with clothes on too. The one that I like most is the following. For obvious reasons.

Lights camera click

I don’t know if the rains really slowed down finally but Tota did show up later that night. And I was so fucking glad he came. I can’t express  how depressing that night would have been had he not come. And that’s not because Neelabh or Subbu or Sweety were not good enough as a company. That’s because, I had left a big part of myself with Tota when we had moved away from each other few years ago, and though I can never get that back, when he is around, I at least get as close to being what I was. Same goes for Maina too. But then expecting her to come over for this party was kinda over-expecting.

The only other person who joined my party was Proto – an insti-junior and a good friend. I had helped him with few poster and t-shirt designs during my final year at IIT. Mamme was caught up in another party so he couldn’t come. I would get a mail from CSLV the next day that he did take a rick all the way from Powai to reach Kandivali. Only to get a ‘this is a wrong number’ response when he tried calling me to locate the address. CSLV returned. I only hope that CSLV actually did call a wrong number because if he really called me that night and I indeed replied what he said I did – God will never forgive me. He came all the way from Powai to Kandivali and had to return. God should never forgive me.

The Party (pun intended)

So with Subbu, Sweety, Neelabh, Anshuman and Proto around, I cut a cake embedded with magic candles that just never went off, however hard you blew. A little bit of the cake was smudged over my face. May be more than just a little bit. And when we sat down after the cake cutting and eating session, we realized that all beer was over. So Tota and Subbu went to fetch few more bottles. Proto left too. And then Maina called me up to wish me and chatted for a while. The last time we had spoken ‘on phone’ was when terrorists had attacked Mumbai. LoLy had called up a while ago (and Tiwari called the next day). And when Maina put down the phone, Tota and Subbu were back with more beer. And the night went on as usual. Except that I had grown older by an year.

Prologue

I did catch up with Maina. And Sadhu. When we went to see Inception together. Of course, for lack of sleep the other night, Tota and I kept crashing and entering different layers. No one even gave us a kick.

Chutki did call me up finally the next day. We promised to meet each other the next time I came to Mumbai. I did not tell her how much I missed her the other  night. May be she understood.

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